英语幽默教程汇总和更新

One man's pain - another man's gain.一个男人的痛苦是另一个男人的收获。Have you guys read Nietszche? God is de... [查看全文]

Megan simply couldn't help herself.Megan控制不住不了自己。Haha! I fooled you all! It wasn't him that murdered... [查看全文]

Spin doctors were also present at the time of Napoleon.拿破仑时期就有公关人员了。 [查看全文]

The kids have slept through the night!They were so easy that I took the liberty of dozing off myself.It is jus... [查看全文]

He followed me all the way home! Can I keep him?他一路跟我回来的，我能留下他么? [查看全文]

Glenn discovershe is a vampire.格林发现自己是一个吸血鬼。That's odd! Your ass isn't there...真奇怪，你的屁股没有印出来... [查看全文]

Theologians have discussed what Jesus would do first if he came back - they weren't even close神学家们讨论过耶稣复生后做的第一件事，他们猜错了。 [查看全文]

The first time a pig tastes bacon.当猪第一次尝到培根。Serioulsy! This is soooo good! Now I understand why they kil... [查看全文]

No,honey,take one of the other puppies.That's a bohemian artist type. It will no doubt lead to trouble...亲爱... [查看全文]

Andrew, what's that?! Just bring us stuff we can eat! Fool!Andrew那是什么？快去捡能吃的东西吧，傻子！ [查看全文]