英语幽默教程汇总和更新

　　某男，粗通英文，至使馆，有表要填，有一栏是sex。　　该男思之久已，毅然下笔：Once a week。　　签证官观后暴笑，曰：This item ... [查看全文]

　 汪青会见外宾，要求翻译要严格按她的意思翻，不许走样。外宾一见到汪青，立刻拍马屁道："Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful." ... [查看全文]

　　一位来自日本的旅客，坐出租车去机场的路上，看到一辆汽车经过，就说：oh，TOKOTA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!又有一辆经过... [查看全文]

　　A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men ... [查看全文]

　　A Good Boy　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yes... [查看全文]

　　英语老师问一个学生，How are you是什么意思　　学生想how是怎么，you 是你，于是回答怎么是你?　　老师生气又问另一个同学：How o... [查看全文]

　　Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room.　　"Doctor," he said, "you must help m... [查看全文]

　　Two Birds　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which... [查看全文]

　　Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?　　Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-G... [查看全文]

　　一位富婆为拥有一只珍贵的古玩而深感骄傲，以至于她竟要把卧室漆成与花瓶同样的颜色。几名油漆匠试图调出这个底色，但是谁也没有能令那... [查看全文]