英语幽默教程汇总和更新

Keep Secret A distinguished clergyman and the elders from his congregation attended an out-of-town meeting that did not finish until rather late. They decided to have something to eat before goint home, but unfortunately the only spot open [查看全文]

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs. I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW NI [查看全文]

Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man [查看全文]

A woman was singing. One of the guest criticized the singer to the man beside him. 台上一个女士正在放声高歌，台下的一个听众跟他旁边的一个男人抱怨说， What a terrible voice. He said. Do you know who she is? 这 [查看全文]

Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in th [查看全文]

The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. 一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。 It's all right, said a gentleman, don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite? 没有关系，一位先生说 [查看全文]

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! 布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊 [查看全文]

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad? Well, my son, his father replied, [查看全文]

Teacher: What great event happened in 1809? 老师：1809年发生了什么重大事件？ Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. 小威利：亚伯拉罕林肯诞生。 Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812? 老师：正确 [查看全文]

Class, Lass and Ass Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow. A student, seeing his chance to display his sense [查看全文]