With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants to celebrate the occasion. "Would you like to have... [查看全文]
一年一度的达尔文奖是颁发给各种最愚蠢的死亡事件中死去的人,用来表彰他们用除掉自己的方式来帮助整个人类进化,所以这个奖项是用进化论之父达尔文的名字命名的。 Darwin... [查看全文]
Hi everybody, it's Diarmuid here again. I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas and New Year – I expect you're all really looking ... [查看全文]
My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so obvious. 我的优点是:我很帅;而我的缺点是:我帅得不明显。 When I went shopping one day, a group of girls stopped me, saying that I was handsome. But I denied it, and then they hit me and s [查看全文]
编者按: 80后现在已不再是一个新鲜词语,也不会再因为自己的80后标志而欢呼雀跃,无限憧憬了,当80后开始直面生活压力和竞争的时候,他们开始成熟。以下这些耳熟能详的动... [查看全文]
族谱考证:奥巴马应叫巴菲特“太爷爷” 美国一个研究家族系谱的网站15日称,美国总统奥巴马与全球第二大富豪、股神巴菲特的祖辈有血缘关系,两人分别是一个17世纪移民美... [查看全文]
I want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf a... [查看全文]
What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden? Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe 圣诞老人喜欢在花园里做什么? 答案:锄地。(英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是锄草之意,ho则是圣诞老人的笑声。) [查看全文]
A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for p... [查看全文]