英语幽默教程汇总和更新

　　One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" The mother was curi... [查看全文]

　　On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a do... [查看全文]

　　An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi(... [查看全文]

　　Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist. "Is the baby breast fed or is he on bottle?" ... [查看全文]

　　Girl: While I was going downtown on the tramcar(电车) this morning, the conductor came along and looked at m... [查看全文]

　　A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.　　His wife who was standing up by... [查看全文]

Husband: I am going to discharge our chauffeur. Four times recently he almost killed me.Wife: Darling, give him ... [查看全文]

　　Two rich ladies were sharing a taxi and talking about the high cost of going anywhere by taxi.　　One of th... [查看全文]

　　There was a football game on TV last Saturday evening. The game was between a Spanish team and an Italian ... [查看全文]

　　A young girl was asked by her mother, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The girl replied, "I wa... [查看全文]