英语幽默教程汇总和更新

A big challenge of running a small business is dealing with employees' requests for time off. One morning an employee said, I need to leave early tomorrow. Later that same day, he followed up with, Looks like I'll be coming in late tomorrow [查看全文]

You Are Too Late On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket. sorry, he said to the pickpocket, you are too late. My wife did it before you. 你太晚了 在公共汽车上一人发现一个小偷把手伸到了他的 [查看全文]

In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row: Excuse me, was it your foot I st [查看全文]

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. I was in that new restaurant across the street, said one. It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. Ther [查看全文]

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director ..., What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized? Well... said the director, we fill up a bathtub, and we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to [查看全文]

School ahead go slow Teacher: Why are you late for school? John: Because of the Sign. Teacher: What Sign? John: The sign that says School ahead go slow 师：为什么你迟到了？ 生：因为路标。 师：什么路标？ 生：路标上 [查看全文]

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. 小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课。 Here is the situation, she said. a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his [查看全文]

A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops. Yes, says t [查看全文]

In surgery for a heart attack, a middle- aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. Will I die? she asks. God says, No. You have 30 more years to live. With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since shes [查看全文]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. Hes not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. I think my friend is dead! he yells. What can I do? The operator says, Calm down. [查看全文]