英语幽默教程汇总和更新

We had just moved into a new school district, when brother was invited to a surprise birthday party. He didn... [查看全文]

After a week's absence, a mountain man staggered home, clothes torn, shoes worn thin. He was exhausted."Where... [查看全文]

To make the rush hour easier, our small grocery store has a rule for children returning soft-drink bottles:NO BO... [查看全文]

After watching the movie Cinderella, my five-year-old daughter started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretend... [查看全文]

Two old friends were out golfing.两个老朋友出外打高尔夫球，As they were'preparing to tee off near a road,当他们在... [查看全文]

Thurston was in the habit of visiting his girl-friend's apartment from time to time,沙斯敦经常去他女友的公寓住处... [查看全文]

Two acquaintances were in the barber shop gettingshaves at the same time.两个熟识的朋友刚好同时在理发店内刮胡子。After... [查看全文]

Said the wife to the husband.一位妻子对她先生说道："Dear, we just have to get a new family doctor.亲爱的，我们必须另... [查看全文]

　　I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?　　A liar!　　问：我有12只脚、12个胳膊和8个头。你猜我是什么物种?答... [查看全文]

Two women friends were having tea.两个女人正在喝茶，Said one to the other,其中一位对另一位说道："I've been trying ... [查看全文]